What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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poop

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I lost my tractor.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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