What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Women.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Get in the car.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

general tso's broccoli

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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