- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

The Holocaust.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

I just can't stand sitting down!

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