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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

why is john so fat years of over eating

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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