I ponder

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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