What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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