- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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