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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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