What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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hi corey

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feces

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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AIDS

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Nickelback

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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