How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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