- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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