- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Women's rights

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

obama leadership

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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