Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Obama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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