What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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