- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

whats a dick a dick

your mother hates you

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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