What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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