What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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WNBA

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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