- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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