squirrels with massive bonerss

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Land Rovers

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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