- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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