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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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