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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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