- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Ron Paul for President!

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

obama

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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