A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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