- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

No.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

ginger

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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