Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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soccor

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Knock, Knock Come in

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hey

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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69

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Obamacare haters

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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