How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Two english guys meet at work

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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