a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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poop

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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