Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Men's Sports

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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We are lawyers

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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