Women.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

donald................duck for president

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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