- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Hearpin my durp

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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