Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Breast cancer.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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