What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why? Whats wrong?

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

I pooped my pants

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What number comes after 29? 30.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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