Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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