Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Twenty-Four

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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