- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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