- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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you just contradicted yourself.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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