canaan and mallory

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one day i went to bed

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Worst joke ever

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Men's Sports

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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