- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

your mother hates you

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??