- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Knock, knock. answers door

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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