Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

my name is Jacob sartorious

black guy graduating high school

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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