Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

AIDS

Your mom is so fat...

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Nicolas Cage

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

I ponder

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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