Cows go moo.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

So a seal walks into a club..

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

i'm funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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