What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Women's rights

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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