- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Your Mom.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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