This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Canada AYY

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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the WNBA

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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