What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Whats white and sticky fluff

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

What's the deal with airline food?

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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