- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

A blind man walks into a pole.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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