Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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