Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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An atheist walks into a church

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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bitches be crafty.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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