What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Knock, knock. *answers door*

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

raping black women

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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