- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

The Holocaust.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Knock, knock. answers door

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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