Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

black guy graduating high school

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

my name is Jacob sartorious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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