What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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