Women's Rights.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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women's rights.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Woman Rights

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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