Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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