Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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