why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Penisland

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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