What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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