- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

womens rights

im not as random as you think I- Potato

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

black guy graduating high school

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

my friend is gay hes gay

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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