- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Rebecca Black

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Canada AYY

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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