- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Is this where I type the joke?

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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