- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Punch line.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

I ponder

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

you know whats funny the letter Q

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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