why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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