- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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