- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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