Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Knock knock. Death.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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hey

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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hi corey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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