- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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