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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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