- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Men's Sports

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Knock Knock Not Yet

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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