What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Woman Rights

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

The Braves win the N.L. east

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Your mom is fat

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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