- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Wy did the chicken?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Is this where I type the joke?

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Strawberries!

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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