- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Wy did the chicken?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Is this where I type the joke?

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Strawberries!

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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