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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

hi

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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