- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

im a dragon, no im not

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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