Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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