Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Cancer.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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