Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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hi

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Hi

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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